COpyright 2000 --- Robert Baer Jr. Buford's Collie Squadron -- "Rerun Rovers -- Part 5" DISCLAIMER Road Rovers characters, names, situations and the Road Rovers universe is the property of Warner Bros. 'Batman' characters, names, situations and the 'Batman' universe is the property of Warner Bros. Dukes of Hazzard characters, names, situation and the 'Dukes of Hazzard' universe are the property of Warner Brothers and Lorimar Productions. 'Family Feud' is the property of Mark Goodson/Bill Toddman productions. I, nor this script/story are connected with Warner Bros., Lorimar Productions or Goodman/Toddman Productions in any way, shape or form. This document may not be publicized or reproduced in any way, shape or form. It must remain fully intact and may not be altered in anyway. It is strictly used for not-for-profit entertainment purposes only, and is not intended to infringe on any Copyrights. This story is written by Robert Baer Jr and the characters Ben Maddog, Molly Maddog, Princess, Amos Doggie, Hannah, Gila Monster and all of the characters of the Lost Pack are all Robert Baer Jr's creations, copyright 1997-1998. DJ is a creation of Jake Williams. Convoy is a creation of Matt Daily, Mystic McLab and Misty Maddog are creations of Bart Walls, Cobber is a creation of Mike Browner. Buford's Collie Squadron -- "Rerun Rovers -- Part 5" The scene is a lush, beautiful tropical island. Instantly, Hunter, Shag, Colleen, Exile, Blitz, Convoy, DJ, Amos, Hannah, Gila Monster, Molly Maddog, Ben Maddog, Cobber, Misty Maddog and Princess appear on the beach. HUNTER (looks around): Hey, where are we? COLLEEN (looks around): Absobloominlutely beautiful! BLITZ (posing): You are describing ME, pretty she dog! EXILE (smirks): Don't think so, wierd boy! BEN (looks around): Looks like some sort of tropical island! Without my collar, I can't detect our exact location. COBBER (points): Look up there! A beachhouse! The entire group walk up towards the beachhouse which is up on a bluff with a deck overlooking the ocean. Seated on the deck in a lounge chair is Mystic McLab, dressed in a blue one piece bathing suit. MYSTIC (smiles): Well, hello everyone! What's new? HUNTER (growls): Save the sarcasism, Mystic! All of us are done with your little TV shows, you promised to let us all go, now send up back to Mission Control! MYSTIC (sips a soda): Well, I DID say I'd let you free, and that's precisely what I'm going to do! MISTY (concerned): What about the Lost Pack, where are they? MYSTIC (laughs): That gang of jerks! I sent them back to their secret headquarters. I didn't have the heart to kill'm because they're SO EVIL!! Incompentent, but evil. Oh well, I did have to deal with Dreadnaught, that stupid pooch made another pass at me! Let's just say now he has no trouble singing the HIGH notes on the scale since I gave him a swift kick in the ... BEN (growls): Cut the small talk, Mystic! Return us to ... MYSTIC (nods): Ok, Benny, we'll do that! In fact, let's play one more TV show right now, shall we? It's called 'Survivor". And guess what? ALL of you have been voted OFF the island! Mystic gives out an evil laugh as forty huge Frankenstein-looking monsters quickly surrounds all of the Rovers. Hunter uses his super speed to avoid capture, Princess 'freezes' time then runs into the beachhouse as time 'unfreezes.' As she despirately looks for a phone or wireless radio inside, Mystic is having a lot of fun watching the monsters she created battle hand to hand with all the Rovers. Blitz and Shag shake with fear and are captured first. Three of the monster wrestle the Gila Monstor to the ground, DJ and Convoy are now fighting back-to-back. DJ (swings at monster): These things are unreal! I know I hit this guy at least ten times and it still won't go down! CONVOY (swings at his monster): Tell me about it! Two of the monsters hold the Gila Monster up and a third one keeps pounding him in the stomache. The Gila just looks up and smiles. A glutton for punishment and a lover of pain, he's on Cloud Nine. Two of the monsters grab Molly and Misty. MISTY (looks the monster in the eyes): Put me down and go beat up the other monsters! To Misty and Molly's surprise, nothing happens. MISTY (panics): Oh NO! My mind powers won't work on these things! MOLLY (struggles): We're toast, sis! Exile tries to freeze them with his eye beams, but they walk right through it. Colleen karate kicks a few of them, but they still manage to capture her. Ben tries to electricute them but it doesn't work. Cobber swings at them viciously with the sword of Canis, but the sword passes right through them. COBBER (shocked): Blimey! Can anything stop these drones? Amos and Hannah hold their own against the beasts until one of them knocks Hannah out cold. AMOS (stands over her): HANNAH!!! HANNAH!!! As two of the monsters grab Amos by the arms, he now sees that almost all of the Rovers have been captured. AMOS (furious): DIS BE STOPPIN NOW!!! Amos's body begins to glow, the two monsters holding him are immediately vaporized. Amos waves his arms and vaporizes all of the remaining monsters at once. Mystic, who is still standing on the beachhouse deck watching, nearly chokes on her soda when she sees what Amos Doggie has done. MYSTIC (shocked): WHAT????? BUT.. HOW?????? (sees Amos glowing): That old mutt! But, he's an idiot! I have plants that have more intelligence than he has! How did HE get his hands on that kind of magic power? The other Rovers surround Amos and thank him. DJ (shocked): WOW! That are fantastic! MISTY (happy): Way to go, Uncle Amos! HUNTER (shocked); I would not have predicted this... no way! BLITZ (angry): Big show off! CONVOY (happy): YYYEEAAHHHHH HHHHAAAAWWWW!! Way to go, Amos! Mystic floats above the crowd and points down at Amos. MYSTIC (laughs): SO, Amos, you old fossil of a dog, you DARE challenge MY magic? FOOL!!!! I've only been toying with you and your friends, NOW I'm going to get ROUGH!!! AMOS (shouting): You be leavin' us alone! We harm you not! MYSTIC (laughs): Shut up, you illiterate Cajun! AMOS (confused): What's me religion got to do wit dis? MYSTIC (angry): FOOL!! PREPARE FOR A MAGIC SHOWDOWN!!! Mystic throws several fireballs in his direction, Amos waves his arms and forms a shield around himself and the other Rovers, the fireballs bounce harmlessly away. MYSTIC (nods): So, you DO know how to control your powers! All the better for me! I haven't had a GOOD battle in centuries! AMOS (growls): Amos fear ye not, Mystic! Amos stop you from hurting me friends and me woman! Mystic magically enlargens herself to over one hundred feet tall. MYSTIC (thundering voice): I'LL STOMP ALL OF YOU FLAT!! Amos waves his arms and soon he is the same size as Mystic. The two wrestle hand-to-hand with each other, they are almost equal in strength thanks to Amos's bionic arm. They soon fall into the beachhouse, crushing it into a plie of broken lumber. Princess manages to escape thanks to a thirty second, 'time freeze'. GILA (happy): PRINCESS!!! He hugs his girlfriend tightly as the two giant magical canines continue to battle. Mystic rips up a tree and throws the dirt from it's roots into Amos's eyes. Temporarily blinded, Mystic now gives him several quick punches to the face and body, the Rovers scatter as the huge swamp dog falls to the ground. The fall causes Amos to loose his concentration, he now shrinks back to normal size. He is badly hurt, bleeding from the mouth and unable to stand up. Mystic laughs as she shrinks to her normal size. She waves her arms and all of the other Road Rovers are now motionless, unable to move or speak. MYSTIC (looking down at Amos): Face it, old man, my magic will always be superior to yours! Do you have any last words before I kill you, your wife and all of your buddies? AMOS (holds up one arm): Amos not go down without fighting! The old swamp dog concentrates, but his growing pain makes that difficult for him to do. Before he passes out, he magically creates an armidillo. The armidillo runs over to Mystic's feet. Amused by this sudden 'gift', she picks the creature up in her arms. MYSTIC (laughs hard): You stupid, stupid dog! THIS is your last attack? (laughs even harder): What can this thing do to me? As Mystic continues to laugh, the armidillo suddenly explodes with the force of an atom bomb. A huge plume of smoke and fire shoots straight up into the air as Mystic's screams are heard echoing all over the island. With Mystic gone, all of her spells are broken, the entire group is now back at that abandoned oil field in Oklahoma. Hannah, now able to stand up, sees her injured husband and rushes over to him. HANNAH (frantic): AMOS!! AMOS!! Speak to me! Amos groans as he attempts to speak, Hannah bursts into tears. The other Rovers try to comfort her. HUNTER (puts hand on her shoulder): Don't worry Hannah, we'll get him some medical help when we get back ..... Hannah is so distraught, she can only howl loudly as her husband lay dying. Suddenly, a bright flash of appears in front of Amos, a figure dressed in bright blue clothing emerges from the light. COLLEEN (shocked): Blimey! DJ (shocked): What in the world?.... HUNTER (shocked); That thing looks.... human! FIGURE (booming voice): Weep not, Hannah Doggie, you're husband will live! HANNAH (looks up, confused): Who are you? What are you? FIGURE (booming voice): I am the essence of the Dora, the power of the amulette your husband now possesses in his body. HANNAH (begging): PLEASE, PLEASE, Will you save his life? FIGURE (booming voice): Actually, YOU will save his life. Lay your hands upon him.. you shall see ... Hannah lays her hands upon Amos as the glowing figure instructed. Soon, both she and Amos are glowing a bright blue. After a few minutes, the blue glow fades. FIGURE (booming voice): Hannah Doggie, your pure heart has not only saved your husband's life, but will allow you to share in the power of the Dora. Amos is a very good dog, but he needs guildence, the kind of help that only you, his wife, can provide. You will serve as a mentor, a guide for him. You now possess the same powers he has, I know you will use them wisely... I must go now.... defend this world together... Amos and Hannah Doggie... farewell.... The figure fades away. Amos, now fully healed, looks up to his wife. AMOS (confused): Amos be sleepin', what me miss? The overjoyed Hannah hugs her husband tightly and weeps uncontrolably. Every Rover is moved to tears when they witness this touching scene, even the Gila Monster's eyes begin to water. The scene is now Road Rover Mission Control, four hours later. The Rovers are gathered around the Master, who has just heard all the details of what happened with Mystic McLab. HUNTER (looks up to him): Master, do you think we've seen the last of Mystic McLab? MASTER (shakes head): No, I don't think so. I have a feeling she'll be back HUNTER (sternly): And when she does, WE'LL be ready for her! The Glia Monster hugs Princess. GILA MONSTER (sobbing): I was so worried... PRINCESS (sobbing): Me too, I don't know what I'd do without you! BLITZ (sarcastic): Oh brother! GILA MONSTER (putting his 2x4 beneath Blitz's chin): What did you say, twerp? BLITZ (scared): Oh.... nothing... nothing at all! MOLLY (smiling): It was kinda fun to be Daisy Duke for a while! CONVOY (nods): And the Duke boys, too! MISTY (happy): I loved being Batgirl! COBBER (giggles): I sort of got a kick out of being Robin! MISTY (nods): I like the way he talks! BEN (growls): I did NOT enjoy being in danger! HANNAH (sadly): It was frightening being bound and gagged, that's for sure! AMOS (hugging Hannah): Amos were scared, not want to lose me woman! COLLEEN (curious): So Hannah, do you feel any different since you have special powers? HANNAH (shakes head): Not really. I mean, I don't feel .... BLITZ (interrupting): Day should give ME special powers! Not some old cogger or dis lady wit duh super ears! I'm duh best Road Rover! It should be ME!!! HANNAH (giggles): Oh, let's see now.... Hannah smiles as she quietly changes Blitz into a donkey-sapien. The other Rovers laugh and point at him. BLITZ (confused): Vat's so funny? Vhy are you laughing.. (looks in mirror): Ack! Uneemal! (looks at Hannah): HEY... EEEEE AHHHHHHH... Change me back EEEEEE.... AHHHHHHHHHHH. to normal! HANNAH (shakes head): Why should I? You're always making a jack-ass out of yourself! All of the Rovers burst out laughing, Blitz is still on his knees, begging to be made normal again. Hannah giggles and changes him back. BLITZ (bowing, kissing her feet): Daunca Shane, pretty lady! EXILE (smirks): What a weird boy! HUNTER (shouting): To the power of the PACK!!! All of the Rovers howl in unison. -------------------------------------------------------------------------